Shag Yourself Slim: The Most Enjoyable Way to Lose Weight

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FOR HIM Shagging - missionary Spreading her legs 5 calories Enjoying yourself while she pretends to 75 calories Rolling over, farting, and falling asleep 5 calories
TOTAL: 85 calories
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FOR HER Self-shagging with a vibrator Replacing the batteries that short-circuited last time due to damp conditions 10 calories Letting the machine do the work 2 calories A far bigger orgasm than your boyfriend ever gives you 100 calories
TOTAL: 112 calories
13 FOR HIM Shagging - cyber sex Positioning your webcam so that your irresistible body can be seen by all those men pretending to be girls on the Internet 5 calories Spending many hours online trying to find a genuine bird to cyber-shag 10 calories Making do with a Thai ladyboy 30 calories
TOTAL: 45 calories
96 FOR HER Shagging - in a porn film Allowing access to parts of you that are normally exits only 20 calories Trying to keep moist under the hot studio lights 100 calories Faking orgasm twenty times in a day 300 calories
TOTAL: 420 calories
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FOR HIM Shagging - swingers Realising you’re lower middle class, middle aged and slightly ugly 10 calories Realising your equally ugly wife no longer turns you on 10 calories Coupling with swingers because it’s the only way you can get it up at your age 300 calories
TOTAL: 320 calories
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Shag Yourself Slim - The Most Enjoyable Way to Lose Weight

FOR HIM Shagging - silently Trying to find a sexual position that won’t make the bed creak and wake up your housemates 40 calories Forcing yourself to pump slowly so that you don’t grunt too much 40 calories Muffling the sound of your orgasm by burying your face into her tits 20 calories
TOTAL: 100 calories
58 FOR HIM Shagging - real orgasm Grunting like a pig 20 calories Shafting her like a steam piston engine until the boiler blows up 200 calories Falling asleep and snoring 5 calories
TOTAL: 225 calories
108 The 70s were all about the shag – and this haircut is still a favourite today. A true ‘do-it-all’ style, the 70s shag haircut adds plenty of volume with its choppy layers at the crown. You can also ask for your stylist to cut in some long bangs if you want to channel your inner Farrah Fawcett. 16. Shag Haircut with Bangs FOR HER Shagging - her on top Climbing onto him while he gropes your tits 15 calories Doing all the work 150 calories Getting bored and stopping because he’s making no effort 0 calories
TOTAL: 165 calories

Shag Yourself Slim

FOR HER Shagging - a really fat bloke Undoing the long rope that’s holding up his trousers 5 calories Helping him locate his nob somewhere under his sagging stomach 20 calories Insisting that it’s probably better if you go on top 10 calories
TOTAL: 35 calories
91 FOR HIM Shagging - a prostitute Asking various women how much they charge before finding an actual prozzie 20 calories Explaining to her that your wife doesn’t understand you 10 calories Stopping half way through to see if you have enough cash to touch both nipples 20 calories
TOTAL: 50 calories
62 If you’re blessed with curly hair, then the shag haircut is ideal. With cut layers added to provide definition and give shape so your curls don’t get weighed down, plus softness through the ends, you can enjoy all-day volume and bounce in an instant. If you want to enhance your curls even further, use a texturizing product likea salt spray or sea salt gel. 5. Modern Shag Haircut FOR HIM Shagging - spoons position Cuddling up behind your partner while she’s asleep 5 calories Trying to take her gently from behind in rhythm to her snores 20 calories Feeling insulted that your erection wasn’t enough to disturb her sleep 5 calories
TOTAL: 30 calories
100 Ask for long, angled layers cut in the outer sections of your hair to add a modern touch to a classic shag haircut. Add some blunt bangs across your forehead with a razor if you want the ultimate ‘wow’ factor. This style is perfect for those with an oval or diamond-shaped face as it will help to soften up your features. 17. Shag Haircut for Women over 50