The Best Ever Book of Psychic Jokes

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upvotes Follow Unfollow 4 months ago Dots Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University. • 28,570 The psychic tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The Magician assembles an array of objects that might be needed, displays them to best advantage and starts discussing how to go about it.

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Klein, M. (1975). Love guilt and reparation: And other works (1921–1924). New York, NY: The Free Press. All the plants in my house are dead—I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with an ice cube.” – Steven Wright His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

I was trying to recall what size shirt to get my friend the psychic, then I remembered…..medium, of course. Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, consulted a psychic about the date of his death. Laughter is also good for your immune system. It can help increase the number of antibodies and infection-fighting cells in your body, which can protect you from illness. In my house, on the ceilings, I have paintings of the rooms above…so I never have to go upstairs.” – Steven Wright After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

The Best Ever Book of Psychic Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes

The World needs a laugh right now. I’m not sure these will help but here are the best psychic jokes ever… (maybe) I went to see a psychic the other day. I asked her if I was going to jail some time in the future. She said no, so I robbed her. Bet she didn't see that coming. Will a free love psychic reading predict what the future holds in your romantic life? Find help to make the right decision about your relationship problem here.

I've applied to 10 different colleges," the student said. "Which ones will accept me? Which one will I attend?" What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

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I’m writing an unauthorized autobiography.” – Steven Wright Other Steven Wright Quotes to Make You Laugh I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B. upvotes Follow Unfollow 6 months ago (edited) Dots Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017I wrote a song, but I can’t read music, so I don’t know what it is. Every once in a while I’ll be listening to the radio, and I say, ‘I think I might have written that.’” – Steven Wright Eager to see if the Genie was telling the truth, the man tests his power on a friend. When he failed to make the right guess, he shouted in frustration. My girlfriend said, “You act like a detective too much. I want to split up.” “Good idea,” I replied. “We can cover more ground that way.”