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Trigger: There's nothing to be nervous about, Denzil. All you've gotta do is go in there and tell the truth. Denzil: Trigger, if I go in there and tell the truth, Del and Rodney'll spend the next five years sharpening Jeffrey Archer's pencils! Lovely Jubbly' has been revealed as the most commonly used Only Fools And Horses phrase in British life, according to a recent survey.
Michelle: (asking Rodney which tennis turf he likes playing on) What do you prefer? Astroturf or grass? Rodney: I don't know, I've never smoked astroturf! A video of Del Boy cheering on the England team at Euro 2020 was released on YouTube in June 2021. [9] Literature [ edit ] He Who Dares.., the "genuine autobiography" of Derek "Del Boy" Trotter Damien: (to Raquel) Mum, Uncle Rodders says that I'll be horrible when I'm all grown up. Raquel: Oh did he? Rodney: Yeah, well, they all are aren't they? They go through that Kevin and Perry stage. Raquel: Yeah, suppose they are a bit annoying. But when you reach 21 a man leaves those days behind him and matures into a responsible adult. Del: (on the phone) So, I squeezed this tube of onion puree into his hair gel! So Boycie goes to the wedding smelling like a Big Mac! Raquel: Well that's the theory, anyway. At the dinner table] Del: How old is she, 20? Rodney: No, she's about, 30! Del: How old is "about 30"? Rodney: 40! Del: (coughing) 40! 40? Stone me Rodney. Rodney: What's wrong with going out with a woman of 40? Del: Nothing. Nothing at all, if you happen to be 50! Blimey, she's even too old for me! Grandad: Well I'd have to think twice! Dressed as Batman and Robin, Del and Rodney find out the fancy dress party is cancelled] Rodney: We were running in here going [impersonating Batman theme] da na na na na na na na na, and everything!
Danny: When Tony and me were kids, we was very very poor. Our old man used to work in on of them old mansion houses. He worked from 6 in the morning til 8 at night and what for? A pittance. Tony: A shilling a day and an horseshit sandwich. Danny: One day, there was a robbery at the mansion, and the Bill arrested our old man and there wasn't any evidence was there? Tony: Just finger prints. Danny: Just finger prints. Tony : And eye witnesses. Danny: A Couple of eye witnesses. They found the jewels on him. Tony: It was a plant. Although Del promised Boycie a baby boy, he can only deliver a girl.] Boycie: It's amazing, innit? Everything you buy off him has got something missing. Del: It's a right blinding Christmas this has turned out to be, innit! I mean, some people get wise men bearing gifts; we get a wally with a disease!
Del, Rodney, Uncle Albert, Cassandra, her parents and her boss, Stephen, are playing Trivial Pursuit.] Stephen: What is a female swan called? The shed door opens, and Del emerges, dressed in an old-fashioned diving suit, complete with a big helmet. Trigger and Denzil stare at him.] Del: [enthusiastically] Lovely jubbly!Del: As dear old Mum used to say, "It's better to know you've lost than not to know you've won." Dear old Mum... she used to say some bloody stupid things. The Class of '62 [7.4] [ edit ] Trigger: Give me a lift home will you Boyce? Denzil: Yeah me too Boycie. Boycie: Oh yes of course I'm running a bleedin' minicab service these days, ain't I? I’m going to be a millionaire” was his reply. In an almost off the cuff manor as if this was something pretty standard. It was a bold statement, and to be said so candidly caught me off balance. I don’t like to see myself as a judgmental kind of person but here was someone that had left school with nothing and was working on a farm, explaining that he was going to be a millionaire. Irene: You'd better tell me your name, it'll get a bit embarrasing if I have to call you "Thingy" all night! Rodney: My name's Rodney. Irene: Irene. Rodney: No, Rodney. Del is later diagnosed with irritable bowel syndrome caused by his diet of fast foods, cigars and alcohol. [4]
Del: Come on Mr Jahan, let's discuss this over a drink, shall we? Mr. Jahan: OK, something non alcoholic. Del: Mike, a pint of your best Bitter please. From the sixth series on, he adopts some of the mannerisms of a stereotypical yuppie of the late 1980s, pretending to be much more wealthy than he really is, as he tries to associate with the upper classes despite being obviously underclass. Its seventh regular series aired in 1991 and was followed by sporadic Christmas specials until the show ended in 2003.Del and Raquel smile lovingly at each other and embrace] Rodney: You know what that means, Albert? Uncle Albert: No. Rodney: Well, either Raquel's pregnant or Del's pissed. Rodney can't go to Australia because of his drug conviction, yet Del is still keen to go without him, much to Rodney's chagrin.] Del: Don't you think I've sacrificed enough for you?! Rodney: Sacrifices? For me? Del: Yes you, when dear Mum, God rest her soul, when she died... Rodney: Don't start again. Del: When she died, who stood by you? Rodney: Yes, I remember that well. I was a little 5-year-old stood in a damp graveyard wondering what the hole in the ground was for, I remember all the other people saying "I wonder what's gonna happen to poor little Rodney?" But I had no need to fear, did I, 'cos suddenly a vision appeared from beyond the silhouette of the gasworks. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Del Boy! Da da da daad! "I, Del Boy, will look after this small waif. I will bring him up in the ways of Del Boy. He will sell iffy watches from old suitcases on street corners. And I will also teach him to drive a three-wheeled van whilst pissed out of his skull!" Del: And I did, didn't I? Fatal Extraction [ edit ] Sid: There we go Denzil, one bowl of piping hot porridge. That'll warm you up on a cold day. Denzil: Cheers Sid. (looks at his bowl of porridge) There's a hair in this. Sid: Give it here. Denzil: Here's another one. Sid: Give it here. Denzil: That's disgusting that is, Sid. If the health authorities saw this, they'd close you down. Sid: I've been closed down for worse than that Denzil. (to Trigger) I hate these politically correct people. Trigger: Yeah. Sid: What'll it be Trig? Trigger: Er, I'll try some of that porridge Sid.
In response to Albert suggesting Anna may either have twins, triplets, or quadroplets.] Del: He's right and all. She might be sitting in there with a belly full of people!
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Del: You don't want to see what it's like in the early hours, Grandad. It's like the end of the world. It's full of drug addicts, glue sniffers, winos. Do you know what, if a nightingale sang now in Berkeley Square, someone would eat it. Christmas Specials (1986-1988) [ edit ] A Royal Flush [ edit ] Man at the market: ...They can't be top quality, they're too cheap! Del: "Too cheap", how can they be "too cheap" you wally? Man at the market: Here, I'm not a wally! Del: No? What are you doing then, an impression?
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