The Best Ever Book of West Ham United Jokes

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Managers, mainly. Benitez was the exception at Chelsea. He has always known the worth of a European trophy. How can you not love West Ham though seriously? A club that gives Matt Etherington a parade will always be in my heart.

Rio Ferdinand claims Lionel Messi UNFOLLOWED Argentina team-mate Alejandro Garnacho because the Man United forward openly prefers Cristiano Ronaldo Gary Lineker slams 'most ridiculous penalty decision' against England as Rico Lewis is controversially penalised for foul in North Macedonia clash In conclusion, the world of ham puns is a treasure trove of laughter and creativity that adds a touch of playfulness to our lives. From hamming it up with friends to sharing a giggle over a plate of ham sandwiches, these puns have the power to lighten the mood and bring smiles all around. Just like the different flavors and textures of ham, these puns come in a variety of styles, from subtle wordplay to outright hilarity. Read more funny food jokes at jokesgarage.com portal.Man City unveil tribute to club legends Colin Bell, Francis Lee and Mike Summerbee... with bronze statue hailed as 'truly special' for the players and the families SIYA KOLISI opens up on suffering childhood hunger and violence in moving first interview since clinching World Cup glory Don't stuff this up, West Ham. I can do without Everton messing up another season by starting in the summer. Tom, London.

Second,” he says, “she must be deaf — so that even if I should cry out in my passion, she will not be able to recognise my voice.” MARK CLATTENBURG: Newcastle are right to feel robbed by PSG's late penalty... the referee's decision to... My mom wrote this joke: What's the difference between a sweet potato fresh out of the oven and a pig thrown off a balcony? One is a heated yam and the other is a yeeted ham First,” he says, “the woman must be blind, so that she cannot see who it is that she is having relations with.” Nuno Espirito Santo, Rafael Benitez and Sean Dyche are all viewed as potential fire-fighters for West Ham,’ says the Telegraph, but West Ham do not really need a fire-fighter as they have conceded only 25 goals in 19 games, giving them the best defensive record in the bottom half of the Premier League.What do Green eggs and Ham and Fifty Shades of Grey have in common? They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things. Wayne Rooney's son ALREADY has Puma contract, and Cristiano Ronaldo Jnr is a mini-me... TEN ex-Premier League stars with sons to watch out for

Oh dear, the west ham send off has turned into holiday camp entertainment.. Are we having fun? "groovey" Now FISHING bans transgender anglers from competing for England Women - after half the team quit in a protest over male-born team-mate's call-up England crash out of Under-17 World Cup to Uzbekistan - ranked just 73rd in the world... and Young Lions lose their heads when minnows' boss boots ball away

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