Saucy Stories

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I just froze. I didn’t know what to do,” Eliza recalls. “He’s just shooting the breeze with my boyfriend, and my boyfriend is trying to just play it off and is holding a conversation like I’m not even there. So I just stayed down there, perfectly still, waiting for him to go. He talks for what seems like is eternity (probably only two minutes). Then I hear him say, ‘See ya later… you too Eliza.’ I thought I was going to die of embarrassment.”

Whether you’re a newbie looking to dip your feet into one of the hottest genres on the planet, or a returning reader in search of a new title to pore over, this list has something hot for everyone. Because everyone has a different comfort level on the subject, we’ve arranged this list according to spice level: Mild, meaning plot-driven stories with a few sex scenes thrown in; Medium, a happy middle ground between plot and sex; and Hot, the steamiest of stories for when you couldn’t care less about what actually happens. So without further ado, here are some of the best erotic novels that will leave you seriously blushing and maybe, just maybe, needing a cold shower afterward. Mild-Level Erotic Novels In the name of research, we ask seven people to tell us about their experiences. Here’s what they said. Janice*, 26 Honestly, I really like the music and the house is super nice"She replied." Normally, I don't like parties, but it seems like a nice opportunity to talk to a bunch a different people " There have been plenty of occasions where I’ve worked in jobs and had time to get home during my lunch break or been sleeping with my colleagues.

Paris*, 24

I'd gone to The Ivy in Covent Garden with my girlfriend of about 18 months. She'd promised me a birthday surprise, but it turned out it wasn't the meal! We were eating dinner at an Italian restaurant near Russell Square. I told her she looked hot, but not slutty enough, so she went to the toilet and took off her bra, then handed it to me across the table. The waitress saw, and raised her eyebrows, but ultimately didn't say anything. I managed to find the right spot and to her delight the waiter came over to ask if we'd decided on dessert — we had to send him away! She went bright red when she orgasmed but didn't give the game away.

It was a warm spring afternoon in Ambershire, where Tallulah was working at a bakery on Friday. After work, she would usually just go straight home, have a nice bowl of soup and watch reruns of her favorite shows. However, her best friend who liked to visit her at work had other plans. But you know what? If London has ever been a bit behind the latest trends in what to chew, perhaps it's because we’re more focused on what’s off-menu and beneath the table. We're less about the saucepans and more about the saucepots. When we think of "ladies fingers" our minds are less on okra and more about the digits getting dirty at the party in our pants. In a prior job, I used to live less than five minutes away from my workplace, which had many bonuses, including long lie-ins. She was always up for stuff like that, and it certainly thrilled us both. I'm sure no one knew on either occasion — she'd have been mortified if they had. It was the skill of doing it sufficiently discreetly that thrilled her — and me! She was very posh, and you'd never have guessed that was her thing from her looks or demeanour! He was so tired and couldn’t concentrate for the rest of the afternoon, while I was on a high and got so much done.I am just happy not to have been fired. It was stupid, but I wasn’t thinking about the consequences and I’m relieved the office has an easy atmosphere, otherwise I have no doubt I would have lost my job.’ Paris*, 24 John, who is ironically a marriage, relationship and sexual coach, shares: “My wife and I went out with some friends for bowling and beer. We both had a little too much to drink.” However, that didn’t stop him from initiating intercourse with his wife that night. “I was happily pumping away with a full bladder. I began to feel the urge to ejaculate (or so I thought in my half drunken stupor). The problem was that I was peeing instead of ejaculating.” 5. Caught in the act Eliza recounts a story from her first year in college. “I was with my boyfriend in his dorm room. His roommate was away for the weekend (or so we thought). I’m under the covers giving him a blow job and having a good time. I don’t even hear the key turn in the door or anything— all of a sudden I just hear his roommate talking.”

As other couples left, we had room to spread out, and she reached under the tablecloth pulling at my zip again. When she couldn't manage, she whispered, "I want you to unzip yourself and put your hand under my bum."One of his friends worked it out – because boys like to tell their friends – but he kept it quiet. We did that quite a few times while we worked together.’ Thomas*, 30 Hey girl, looking good," Margaret said with a smile."Ah thank you, I appreciate it "Tallulah replied." You look pretty damn good yourself, with that green dress I see you"

I was in a little restaurant on Holloway Road — my friend had taken me there to introduce me to her new boyfriend. We didn't eat much, and as we carried on drinking, my friend and I started flirting with each other. We'd flirted before, but never gone further. I'm bisexual but I'm not sure she is, although I know she'd kissed girls before. I think she was teasing her new boyfriend, imagining it would be a turn-on, and he did seem to be enjoying the situation.

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Erotica often gets labeled a "guilty pleasure," and while, I mean, yes—there are many campy books to read, some of which are on this list—there are plenty of erotic novels that overlap with genre and literary fiction. Some of these books have inspired Golden Globe-nominated shows, after all (hi, Outlander!). In other words, erotic novels are fun, they're sexy, and they can be prestigious. I mean, where else could you find hot billionaires, rugged war heroes, professors that don't mind giving you a "D" (jokes!), or actors who are just as hot on the screen as they are off? Nowhere but NSFW stories!