HR Jokes for HR Folks: 250+ Human Resources Jokes

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Thankfully HR is pretty good at putting out fires. However, even small fires can cause long-term damage to healthy departments, so you might find some helpful and practical advice in our New Manager Playbook for preventing these fires in the first place. 2. When Your Desktop Wears as Many Hats as You Do A day went by, now St. Peter walked Sally to heaven. There was a playing harp and singing around the heaven which was almost as enjoyable as her day in hell. There were foods and milk rivers too.

Boss,” the employee replied. “If I had solutions, I would not bring you anything.” Joke #5 Drug problem Many people in HR are always looking for a promotion. Here are some jokes about promotions that will make your day. Hiring a diverse team and creating an inclusive work culture is something that most companies strive for these days. At least, most companies claim that this is... For better or worse, human resources professionals have a unique power over employees – even though most of the time there’s nothing to fear when HR gets involved with something, some employees get scared. 4. If Only We Could Snap Our Problems Away Most of the employees try to maintain a friendly relationship with the HRs of their respective organization, the main reason behind this is that the HR serves as a significant link which connects the management and the employees. Moreover, it is the role of HR to maintain a productive atmosphere and an excellent work-life balance. Sometimes, these needs are met with a short humorous piece of oral literature called a joke. Best HR Jokes

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A product manager walks into the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, no drinks, but we'll consider adding them later.” The bartender replies in a stern voice, "If you want some punch you're gonna have to get in line like everybody else." Why does the parrot cost so much?" asks the man. The owner says "Well the parrot knows how to use a computer."

So, you’ve spent a day in hell and a day in heaven. Now, it is time for you to choose,” said St. Peter. No one wants to be on Sheldon’s enemy list. Get those HR digital tools to make your office a better place to work-from-home. On a side note, imagine having someone like Mr. Cooper handle your company’s HR team! The number of infractions he will find every single minute. I am sure there will be a mass resignation. 25. “Recruiter viewed your profile” 🌶 Finding the purple squirrel is one of the most important objectives of every HR out there. They only want the best for the organization. 34. Pivot. Pivot. Pivot! 🫡 At Culture Amp, one of our company values is "Have the courage to be vulnerable." One way we put this into practice is through a rite of passage for our new Campers – telling a joke at their first all-hands meeting. In the recent past, social media is flooded with a flurry of memes related to some hilarious HR jokes. Listed below are some of the jokes:They take a seat at the bar and the first one turns to the bartender and says: “Whhhhhoooooaaaaaeeeeeyyyyiiiiiaaaalllllllooooaaaaauuu?”

The first question the HR personnel asked is, “We worked with integrity and honesty is our best motto. Would you consider yourself as an honest lawyer?” Have a happy hour. Take responsibility for your own ability to have a good laugh. Turn your break or lunch hour into a “happy hour.” Keep a few funny videos or funny books on tape close at hand for “happy hour” entertainment. Oh, HRs are notorious for saying this dialogue, aren’t they? You can’t blame them, though the onus is on the management. This isn’t one of those funny HR memes we promised you in this piece- this is sad for someone who has been trying hard for a long time to land a job. 18. Swipe in, swipe out — that’s all we ask 😒 How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that's a hardware problem!What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's pretty heavy and the other's a little lighter The employee replied, “You and I both know that you don’t pay me enough to have a drug problem.” Joke #6 Late again!