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Monaco’s Police Commissioner Mme Battaglia (another of my current lovers) is of the opinion that I should not so openly be practicing my chosen profession whilst still under investigation by the French Authorities for conspiracy to murder my husband. But Colonel Barrington maintains that my husband would have wanted me to continue as normal in my professional activities. Because I received a phone call from a very good friend and colleague, advising me of an urgent business appointment, which detained me in Marseille.” And since your marriage to Le Duc de D’Or Baleine, you have continued to work in your chosen profession?”
This time there was a very clear winner, which (somewhat unusually) turned out to be the very last outfit shown. Here is the final tally of votes cast for each outfit: I see. So you were about to leave for the airport and board the Duke’s private jet when this friend of yours called. Who was this friend.?” It was Madame ‘Phlomis’ Balomis, also known as the Dowager Baroness Korngold of Alsace-Lorraine. Madame Balomis is an expatriate American who controls a string of high-class call girls all along the Côte d'Azur. Since I moved to Monte Carlo, she and I have been liaising closely on business matters: my late husband was a former client of hers. Phlomis rang to inform me that a very important gentleman was in town – the Duke of Burgundy himself – and that the Duke had particularly requested to see me in private that evening.” Lady Rebecca: No special feelings as such. I enjoy his mode and methods of lovemaking - but I enjoy sexual activity just as much with many other men – and women.
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My late husband’s humungous wealth continues to pour into my Swiss bank account from the mysterious Wassamassaw Mining and Manufacturing Company, and another visitation from that corporation’s European representative Mr Duane Rollo Renaud is due later this month. Meanwhile, I am enjoying the early summer sunshine, and I hope that you will enjoy this selection of summer outfits that my darling Ezra photographed me modelling in and around the extensive grounds of my late husband’s Monte Carlo Palace. Of course. Please go ahead. I am more anxious than anyone to get to the bottom of my beloved husband’s death.” I thought I would wear something glamorous and sexy for my first interview with the visiting French Investigative Judge. I believe in always putting my best foot forward!
Nowadays, all that has all gone out the window. Powerful rich men – such as myself – are seeking a very different type of woman for their trophy wives. Beautiful, sophisticated, experienced – but also blatantly sexual, shamelessly lewd, and totally corrupted. So, I hereby declare Outfit # 5 to be the winner, and present another picture of the winning dress! He spent the afternoon watching me at work through the two-way mirror he had installed, so that he could observe all that went on in my boudoir from his ‘cabinet de voyeur’."
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Extract from a recent phone conversation with M. Battaglia, Deputy Commissioner of Police for the Principality of Monaco…. Lady Rebecca, I understand that this is a very painful time for you: your husband is deceased, and as yet there is not even a body to bury. But I must ask you a few questions about events during the night that your husband’s plane exploded. The French Police are treating the whole affair as a murder investigation - perhaps even with a terrorist angle. You are a Monégasque subject, and the widow of one of our most prominent citizens. We wish to do everything possible to prevent a serious scandal.”