The Best Ever Book of Spurs Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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I was in the pub last night and stood next to me at the bar was a bloke with a lovely looking dog. When the Spurs result was read out his dog went mental, it started growling and even went for a couple of people. I said to him 'Whats the matter with that dog?' he replied 'Every time Spurs lose, he goes mad'. I said 'What about when they win, what's he like then?' 'Dunno' he replied 'Ive only had him 6 months' He admitted he was seen as a "joke" when he took over, with Celtic having just finished 25 points behind Rangers.

Hugo Lloris, Eric Dier, Ben Davies, Davinson Sánchez, Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg, Harry Winks, Sergio Reguilón (Matt Doherty), Emerson (Bryan Gil), Harry Kane, Son Heung-Min, Dele Alli (Lucas Moura). The damning result leaves Spurs in fifth, six points behind Newcastle who also have a game in hand, with the upcoming home clash against United now extremely important.Apparently the entire Tottenham squad have been busy honing their skills playing the computer game Championship Manager. Sadly it seems Juande misunderstood and thinks they want to play for a Championship manager. I agree with you up to an extent but I also don't. I think yeah the condition should be taken seriously. But on the other hand. Phil Foden's four-year-old son, Ronnie, 'signs with a top modelling agency' as he nears FOUR MILLION... Former Barcelona starMarc Bartra and model girlfriendJessica Goicoechea star onLatin Grammy Awards red carpet prior to the ceremony Spurs have been forced to rename their ground "White Lane" because their "Hart" was surgically removed when Berbatov and Keane were sold.

Jokes aside, every club has its ups and downs, triumphs, and heartbreaks. Today’s banter might be tomorrow’s accolade. Until then, we’ll keep the football spirits alive with some puns and giggles. And to all the Tottenham fans out there – chin up! Football’s beauty lies not just in the victories, but in the passion, love, and unyielding support of its fanbase. Go Spurs! Funny Spurs Jokes Jamie Vardy PUNCHES HIMSELF in the face in frustration after missing a sitter in Leicester's game with Watford... before the striker redeems himself Former Premier League hotshot trains with Robbie Savage's seventh-tier non-league team - and they could sign him up as a free agent at the age of 38 Ally Pally turns green! New World Darts Championship sponsor Paddy Power to unveil striking new look dartboard for this year's tournament - with the treble 20 bed to change from traditional redMax Verstappen coasts to victory in Abu Dhabi season finale as Mercedes fend off Ferrari to take second in the constructors' standings after dramatic battle... with Charles Leclerc and George Russell on the podium Goal! Leicester City 1, Tottenham Hotspur 0. Patson Daka (Leicester City) left footed shot from the left side of the six yard box to the bottom right corner. England crash out of Under-17 World Cup to Uzbekistan - ranked just 73rd in the world... and Young Lions lose their heads when minnows' boss boots ball away

After leaving San Siro, Jose Mourinho was asked if he was going to help Spurs get out of their slump. He turned around and said, "No way, I ain't that special". Wherever Postecoglou's unique and varied footballing journey has taken him, he has silenced any sceptics. When the police arrived they needed to examine the body so the policeman lifted the Spurs cap and looked at one breast, then he lifted the Watford cap and examined the other. He then walked away from the body. Juande Ramos, shortly after another training session, comments to the head groundsman at White Hart Lane how impressive the pitch is looking. "It ought to," replies the groundsman. "We put 70 million quid's worth of manure on it every week." Van de Ven and Maddison are very near the top of the list of players Postecoglou could not afford to lose. The Dutchman's injury looked serious while Spurs will hope Maddison is not sidelined for too long. Chelsea have now won three of their last five Premier League games

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