Chav Lads: Chav Lawyer 2: No Comment

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The Fabian Society considers the term to be offensive and regards it as "sneering and patronising" to a largely voiceless group. I've put up with listening to this absolute tool for the past 3 weeks, ragging (as best he can) his 3 cylinder 1.

He's one cocky big headed little get, always has been, and I have predicted to Mrs Ree that he'll wrap his first car up within 2 months of ownership.

Now on car no 3 , I noticed a tyre with a bulge on sidewall(nearside front), so had a quite chat with his mum . The chavs cap is like a Samurai's sword, It's like their soul, Slap their caps off and their powerless.

The average chavette falls pregnant around age 12)) After arriving at McDonalds ((only place chavs don't get asked for ID for being 2 foot 7)) They huddle in their crew and wait for the chance to look hard. But if the 4 year old defended himself, The chavs would scatter, Some jumping into nearby bushes, Gardens, Dog Houses, Sewers and Push Chairs of the chavettes)) This is, Of course if they don't have a getaway chaviot nearby. Response to the stereotype has ranged from amusement to criticism, with some saying that it is a new manifestation of classism. I know where he lives, (half a mile away) and am on the verge of going 'round there to have a quiet word.Besides referring to loutish (ill-mannered) behaviour, violence, and particular speech patterns (all of which are stereotypes), the chav stereotype includes wearing branded designer sportswear, [14] which may be accompanied by some form of flashy gold jewellery otherwise termed as " bling". Well kicking in their AA batteries they must fit into these 'maxed out' Novas, Neons and bodykits and a paintjob that looks so dodgy it must have been made with 'paint by numbers - for chavs'Their driving skills about as impressive as the chavettes buggy pushing skills, Both hitting everything in sight. if you can video him on the sly, the police can work out his speed, using the distance of certain pointsd and the time he takes to reach them, so he is easily prosecutable if he is speeding.

The word was formulated through the frustration of adolescents such as myself at being attacked for absolutely no reason (except accidentally and temporarily gazing in the general direction of the individual). The twats that walk around with some kind of strange limp as if their "hard" and could "kick the shit out of you". Although their final defense is hair so short it'd give you a rash, The shock of this awful site usually giving them enough time to tuck their 4stripes into their socks and leg it back to their 7 time pregnant chavette back at their 1 room flat in the council block. are you sure, a guy on he GTI forum recieved a 2 year ban from footage he posted on youtube of him racing an RS4.Id said to myself that Id not wear them and often said to myself “todays the last day of non chav chris’ and then I’d panic and wear jeans the next day. If a chav says anything to you, you most likely wont understand a word of it, this is because, since their not human they dont talk any word found in a normal dictionary (unless its swearing) they'll be the ones that talk in a strange barking fashion. It displays a distinctive livery with which it attempts to attract the female ('chavette') - most commonly, the Burberry-effect baseball cap (placed at a jaunty angle, sometimes partially covering the face - this is known in some cultures as 'snidey'); the 'sports' clothing (this is somewhat confusing as the chav is not renowned for its athletic abilities) and countless items of 'bling' (Chav patois meaning jewellery or other adornments). Chavette" is a related term referring to female chavs, and the adjectives "chavvy", "chavvish", and "chavtastic" are used to describe things associated with chavs, such as fashion, slang, etc.

A large sticker usually adorns the rear (tinted) windscreen of the vehicle, proclaiming the brand of stereo equipment supposedly fitted inside. The word in its current pejorative usage is recorded by the Oxford English Dictionary as first used in a Usenet forum in 1998 and first used in a newspaper in 2002. male chavs wear fake burberry (bought from sketchy market stalls), trainers, fake gold jewellry, and anything they can get from the sports soccer sale.The immature side of me would want to sabotage his car in some way; pour milk into his fuel tank or something, however writing to the police is the right thing to do, surely there must be neighbours that would be willing to support you, the greater the support and the more complaints the more the police can do. Loud, bassy music of indeterminate genre / origin will more often than not be emanating through the very loose tinted side windows. Static cameras still flash behind you, but Truvelo's use infra red iirc, and the flash towards you is well toned down apparently. The Guardian in 2011 identified issues stemming from the use of the terms " hoodies" and "chav" within the mass media, which had led to age discrimination as a result of mass media-created stereotypes. In the " New Earth" episode of the BBC TV series Doctor Who, the character Lady Cassandra is transplanted into Rose Tyler's body ( Billie Piper).