Novelty & Fun Gift for Him & Her - Jizz Game

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We don't mean to sound cocky, but adult novelty gifts are totally our forte, and it's been a schlong time since we've come across something as crude, rude and delightfully nutty as the Jizz game!

Deliveries to the below locations are classed as Remote Location deliveries and take 1 additional working day to be delivered. If you’re lucky you might roll a left or right arrow which means you can point Jizz at the player to your left or right and pump Jizz at them. The rules are simple; roll the left bollock to reveal the number of times you must pump the prick, and roll the right bollock to reveal which direction you must point it in- your mouth, your face, the person next to you. Fill the big fella up with the liquid of your choice, spin the wheels to determine how many times to pump it and where to aim it. The game includes 160 playfully daft tasks and each player attempts the same challenge so get ready to smugly declare "Beat that!

So round up your fellow 90s babies, roll the dice and prepare to find out how much you really know about this carefree decade. JIZZ is really easy to use, you can fill the balls with any liquid you like, spin the rollers which tell you where to aim and how many pumps to give.

Once you've purchased this item, simply look out for the Feefo feedback form, that'll be sent close to the estimated arrival date and then submit your thoughts to appear here! Cat - Astrophe Some games make you wade through a veritable War-And-Peace-length tome of rules before you can even begin setting up the board. Get your reading glasses out and discover the incredible origins of the wacky, wacky tube man in the fascinating 32-page mini book included with your very own wacky tube man. You can fill the balls with whatever liquid you desire (we recommend the most potent of cocktails and spirits, obviously), leaving you to sit back, pump, and watch things get seriously messy.Cat lovers get to play with tiny little adorable vinyl cats, cat haters get to see the tower inevitably topple. If you want to take a party to the ultimate level of hilariously rude, then look no further than the Jizz Game.

No party or night out is complete without a drinking game and JIZZ will bring more than just a smile to your face! Well, it turns out you don't need to dig out your Pog collection and listen to N'Sync on your dodgy walkman to transport you and your mates right back to the 90s – you just need the Totally 90s Board Game. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

You never know what’s going to be left on your face and in your hair but at least this is one shaft that won’t be offended by your decision not to swallow. Now YOU can enjoy 18 inches of wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man fun in the comfort of your own home. You can change your choices at any time by visiting Cookie preferences, as described in the Cookie notice. To enable personalised advertising (like interest-based ads), we may share your data with our marketing and advertising partners using cookies and other technologies.

There are three extended instructions cards so once you’ve mastered the basics you can take the game to the next level by introducing a whole host of new rules – you can even create your own. Most purchases from business sellers are protected by the Consumer Contract Regulations 2013 which give you the right to cancel the purchase within 14 days after the day you receive the item. The Jizz Game is the perfect party game of peril, where you could be left with something not too dissimilar to egg on your face! This 90s-themed trivia game is jammed full of nostalgic questions covering everything from Furbys to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and everything in between. Where information is missing, this specification is not considered a priority to the product function.Brilliant seller, had an issue with the first one arriving slightly damaged via transit (the seller packed it very well! You win points by betting on your own ability to successfully complete a series of ridiculous dexterity-based challenges. but it was replaced and resolved very quickly :) very happy with the book ends, they look amazing and exactly as described.