How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: and Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

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How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety, by Zachary Auburn, is a collection of pamphlets on how to prepare your cat for just about everything - gun safety, satanism, drugs, the end of the world, and more. Cats hate to get wet, so it stands to reason that when it started raining leading up to the flood, cats sought to escape the rising waters.

I didn't even think people like this existed outside of the internet until I was out running errands in the central valley and I saw a man wearing an oregone pyramid on top of a MAGA hat, with an Info Wars shirt, and what appeared to be a necrotic left toe. In actuality, Wicca is merely watered-down Satanism, luring foolish young women with liberal arts degrees into lesbian covens where they worship a goddess and their menses. Don't be afraid to expose your cat to the worst the world has to offer, including those agents of our enemies - birds. Dust Jackets are not guaranteed and when still present, they will have various degrees of tear and damage. The reviews and comments posted on this site reflect the opinions of individual posters and do not reflect the views of Cannonball Read.narfna on “What the stories never said: at the end of the day, if a man wants to kill you, he kills you.

A pure work of satire and knowing this when you begin will help you understand the absurdity of it all. Very important reading for all cats and their owners, this should be part of the RSPCA training process. I could see what it was trying to do—parody ultra-conservative pamphlets about how to protect your children. No part of this excerpt may be reproduced or reprinted without permission in writing from the publisher. The phenomenon of cats taking pictures of themselves, or "sel furries," has become one of the most popular activities for cats to engage in online.Over 40 percent of firearm accidents involving cats are caused by improperly trained felines attempting to shoot birds out of trees: accidents that lead to the wounding or death of tens of thousands of humans and cats every single year. As I said, this book is good for some chuckles as long as you don’t think too hard about the fact that someone, somewhere is using the same or similar arguments to support their beliefs. You can change your choices at any time by visiting Cookie preferences, as described in the Cookie notice. Librarians and teachers have praised the book series for finally getting cats interested in reading … but at what cost? A cat's biggest worries used to be mean dogs or a bath - modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, and countless other threats to their nine lives.

I love satire, and actually imagining myself sitting down with my cat and explaining the dangers of guns, sex and Satanism had me laughing.

When you finally do decide to have the talk with your cat, make sure it’s in a quiet place, free from distractions. It never really goes beyond simple one-note mockery of conservatism and Christianity, and, honestly, as funny as the concept seems like it might be, I never really laughed the entire time I was reading it. I received a review copy of this ebook from Crown Publishing, Three Rivers Press, and NetGalley in exchange for an honest review. Millions of cats have read and loved the Furry Purrter books about an orphaned kitten with magical powers.

Even if your cat trusts that the cat they're sending their sel furries to won't share them, what about the cat's friends? The gun safety topic was probably the only one I found remotely entertaining, and even that had cracks about "the liberal, Jew-run media" and other such things. And if you keep a firearm in your place of residence (which you should), it is only a matter of time before your cat discovers it. i even took a few days off in between chapters to reset myself, once it became clear that it was going to be the same tone, the same puns, without nuance or deviation. If your pet were to come into contact with a gun without the proper training, it could be a catastrophe!Just because your cat is the cutest little cutie-pie in the world does not mean they possess the higher brain functions and powers of reasoning necessary to decide the fate of every criminal who crosses your threshold.