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The Crown's Meg Bellamy recreates moment Kate Middleton caught Prince William's eye in a sheer dress on the catwalk at university fashion show Sex and the City star Cynthia Nixon begins HUNGER STRIKE in bid to trigger Israel-Hamas ceasefire: Is mom to two Jewish kids with her ex-husband Katherine Ryan says she turned down I'm A Celebrity because she is 'against glorifying dangerous people like Nigel Farage' for entertainment Before this tour began, Kay remarked it ought to be called the 'Peter Who?' tour, given that it's been so long since his last. Most big stand-ups in 2022 do confessional, soul-baring stuff, or posture against imagined excesses of “the woke”. Kay has never done either. He’s never given away anything of himself on stage. He doesn’t do stuff about his children, or his wife Susan. His mum and dad are regular characters in his jokes, but he doesn’t delve into the death of his father Michael before his career took off.

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I'm A Celebrity's Nella Rose rushed out of camp to see medic as hostsAnt McPartlin and Declan Donnelly share health update Most comedians have to operate at a constant rolling boil, with theatre tours supported by a couple of podcasts, social media work and maybe a Taskmaster slot. Kay does none of that, but still has at least three working tribute acts who will come and do his material at your party or function. S Club's Hannah Spearritt takes a tumble during Dancing On Ice rehearsals she she gears up to take part in ITV skating show

Treats for under the tree: Top 10 festive gift ideas that promise to be all THEY want for Christmas You had me in f****** bits!' Whereupon he half-apologised for his language: 'I'm sure this is rated 15.' But as he nears 50 there’s something elegiac about the attempts to remake his childhood through his routines.

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Love Island's Gemma Owen SPLITS from boxer Prince Naseem Hamed's son Aadam as star confirms she's single again: 'I'm not in a relationship' Suffering sleepless nights? Tossing and turning? Find your slumber solutions with MyPillow, the most comfortable pillow you'll ever own... GUARANTEED! Foster and other members of the Bolton Comedy Mafia worked with Kay on That Peter Kay Thing, Phoenix Nights and its spin-off Max & Paddy’s Road to Nowhere. On set, he wasn’t always a perfect foil. “He’s a s***house,” jokes Foster. “He really is, because what he’ll do is he’ll make everybody laugh and then blame you.”

The curtain opened to reveal a trimmer figure, though a chip-fuelled paunch still lurks beneath the trademark pastel blue shirt. He looks like a darts champion at the tail-end of a fortnight's boot camp. Alan Carr, 47, cosies up to his hairdresser boyfriend Callum Heslop, 27, as they head out to grab a coffee in Santa Monica Jessie J flaunts her toned post-baby body in grey underwear as she shares a glimpse at family trip with boyfriend Chanan Safir Colman and son Sky MIC'sJosh Patterson reveals being 'battered and villainised' on the show resulted in his 'toxic and hurtful' relationship with Binky FelsteadJennifer Aniston encourages fans to donate to late Friends costar Matthew Perry's charity foundation: 'He would have been grateful for the love' It’d be the same for an Olympic runner, exactly the same,” he says. “It’s [a case of], what do you need to do to get to where you want to go?” A run of adverts for John Smith’s bitter and the Mum Wants a Bungalow tour in 2002 and 2003 ushered in his imperial phase. Then in 2005 there was his Comic Relief single with Tony Christie, “(Is This the Way to) Amarillo”. It was the first of three number one singles, topping the charts for seven weeks and becoming the fourth best-selling single of the decade with 1.2 million sold. Peter Kay pictured in Bolton in 2000 (Photo: Phil Spencer/Mirrorpix/Getty) Georgia Toffolo cringes at how many PDA photos she has posted with new Brewdog CEO boyfriend James Watt since announcing romance