Warhammer 40,000: Slaanesh Scented Candle in Commemorative tin, Perfect Warhammer Gift, 22 Hours Burn time

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If you need more smells flooding your home, even more Warhammer 40k scented candles are available now, including Slaanesh! Adeptus Custodes Cushion A soft place to rest your helmet and dream of Henry Cavill. Image: Warhammer Merch

Warhammer scented candles Ever wondered what the Chaos God of lust, greed, excess, pain, pleasure, perfection and hedonism smells like? Wonder no more. Image: Merchoid Yet even in His deathless state, the Emperor continues His eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in His name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst His soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever-vigilant Inquisition and the Tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to humanity from aliens, heretics, mutants -- and far, far worse. I hadn’t seen these before I started working on this guide and I instantly fell in love. You don’t have to be an old fart to appreciate the gorgeous, classic artwork on these coasters, but if you have been around long enough to remember these Warhammer books being on the shelves, there’s a good chance that you care deeply about beverages leaving rings on your coffee table, making these the perfect gift. The unusual shape representing the proportions of the original Second Edition books make these pretty eye-catching, so while they may be incredibly nerdy, at least they’re not square.

All at 13.99, and come in a series of different names and colours officially licensed by Games Workshop. If you do decide to buy three or more of the 40k aroma in your household, you will get yourself a 20% discount. She said it smelled like an air freshener, and not a particularly good one. “Like one of the cheap cones that people put in bathrooms”. She has an impressively acute sense of smell, in addition to being powerful in many other ways, and hated how strong the candle was. I thought the smell was light and pleasant, but I was informed that I am wrong. I t was too much, made her stomach churn, etc. Add a touch of 40k to your everyday look with our collection of ties, keyrings and pin badges. Show your allegiance to the Imperium with a Space Marine tie, or pay homage to the Dark Gods with a Chaos symbol pin badge. These accessories are perfect for showing off your love for the hobby, whether you're at work or out on the town. Models and Figures The bottom of the can has the usual warnings about open flames. I look at a lot of candles. Maybe you’ve never seen a candle once before, but I’m very cosmopolitan and actually own multiple candles already, so this is all old hat to me. It also, concerningly, says “harmful to aquatic life with long lasting effects”. Not sure how I feel about that! It’s not something I’m used to seeing on candles, but then I don’t usually buy imported British candles, so maybe this is normal for them, on their normal island. As decadent as the God Slaanesh himself, now you can enjoy this new scented candle, inspired by Warhammer 40,000

Dis is da voice of DA REVOLUSHUN!!!!11!! Youz wontnt buy this crummy ‘umie ornan…borbl…ball! youZ will get dis wun feecherin’ me, DA RED GOBBO! McFarlane Toys Ogryn Action Figure Ogryn appears in the new Darktide video game, and gets an especially expressive scult in this figure. Image: McFarlane Toys I’m already precisely the kind of person who will buy a product based solely on whether or not it has a Dark Angel on it, and this is barely worth it, even to me (I also won’t buy the Funko Pop!, shut up). It’s not a bad candle – I don’t love it, but it’s not the worst candle I’ve ever bought – but I can’t burn it, because my wife won’t let me, so all it does is sit on the coffee table and give confused houseguests a reason to ask what me what my problem is. Mixed bag. You don’t need diplomacy or unity to bring the ‘Greater Good’ to your living room with the Tau Empire candle! There is the Slaanesh Soporific Musk Candle, Space Marines Dark Angels Candle, Astra Militarum Catachan Potpourri Candle, Astra Militarum Catachan Potpourri Candle, T'au Ethereal Pheromones Candle, T'au Ethereal Pheromones Candle and the Tyranids Toxicrene Spores Candle. All of which is a range of different colours, and not much of a specific description per candle - ready to ship on 30th November - right in time for Christmas.Let us know in the comments of our Facebook Hobby Group, or our new Discord server, and make sure you enter the latest monthly giveaway for FREE today! Gift-giving is a potential minefield when Warhammer is involved. Grandma almost certainly doesn’t know the difference between an Orc, an Ork and an Orruk, and even friends who are in the know probably don’t know exactly what we need for our latest projects. They have curious smells for the different Chaos Gods like Nurgle, Slaanesh, Xenos races, and more! If you want to really show people what you’re about, these might be perfect! More stuff from Merchoid, this time in the form of this cosy-looking bathrobe. Much like the candles, this is something that had to be included because I still can’t quite believe that it exists. It’s a Chaos bathrobe! It has weird fabric pauldron things on it so that you can stomp around pretending to be the galaxy’s softest Chaos Space Marine! The hood is an added bonus. Maybe you could buy one for the hobbyist in your life who you really wish would hide their face more often? The possibilities, just like the infinite expanses of the Warp, are endless. Also available in an Ultramarine version for boring people. It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor of Mankind has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the master of mankind by the will of the gods and master of a million worlds by the might of His inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast Imperium of Man for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day so that He may never truly die.