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I’ve name changed for this and will no doubt be accused of making this up, or maybe not, don’t know how common this is.

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But since ds has been masturbating/having wet dreams, the mattress cover gets quite stained too and needs washing about once a month. I wonder if other mums of teenage boys could reassure me about this as it is really isn't something I want to ask my mum or mil about.

I really only wanted reassurance that semen results in stains going through to the mattress cover and that therefore that is what the stains are. I am a bit innocent in these matters.

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If you feel better about catching it in a bag, and throwing it into the trash (as one does with a baby diper) then it goes to a landfill.

a good friend, who had older kids than mine, told me you just have to learn to do certain things with your eyes shut.